5 things you don't want to know about me

I've been feeling stressed lately, worrying too much about things I can do nothing about. At times like this, a little levity tends to be helpful. So here goes:

5 things you don't want to know about me:

  1. If I work out on my elliptical for five minutes, it's a good exercise day.

  2. I watch the Bachelor and Bachelorette when I'm feeling brain dead.

  3. I want Bigfoot to be real. Seriously, I do.

  4. There's a shelf high up in our hall bathroom that I haven't dusted in so long I'm afraid to get the step stool out and see what's there.

  5. I'm revolted by pickled pigs' feet, both the sight and thought of them.

What don't I want to know about you?

Tell me in comments. This could get interesting ...P.S.If you like this, you might also like my Life as a Wife posts: http://www.lauramchaleholland.com/?s=life+as+a+wife

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